things i will never do again

here's a list that has been formulating in the back of my head (in no particular order):

• eat at taco cabana - don't know why but it always gives me severe indigestion. i keep trying it thinking that it was just coincidence the last dozen times. and i am always proven wrong.
• live in a third floor apartment - it's not just the moving in. see, having a dog is a real pain when you live on the third floor. however, we are training murphy to run down both flights of stairs, do his thing and run back up. he can handle it. i'm just too lazy for all those steps.
• eat ramen noodles - so gross, so unsatisfying and yet so easy to make.
• wait tables - if you've never had to do it, be thankful. it's supposed to be the service industry. but it's more like the servant industry.
• be engaged - the whole planning part is so painful for guys. all the little decisions that are completely agonized over that in the grand scheme of things are so very unimportant. longest 9 months of my life.
• go lingerie shopping for becca with my mom - one word: awkward!

i think this is a list that could be added to for years and years to come. feel free to share your own.